Conversation between an English woman and and American waitress.

Woman: "Do you have hot tea?"
Waitress: "Well, it is not very warm...but...."
Woman: "No I mean do you have hot water and a tea bag?"
Waitress: "Yes."
Woman: "So you can make me hot tea."
Waitressr: "Well I can put a cup of iced tea in the microwave for you."
Woman: "No, just give me a cup of hot water and a tea bag, and I will make my own."
Waitress: "Do you want ice in the cup?"